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yourfuckingmuse) wrote2012-02-27 02:03 pm
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09. Modern Beginning of Sorrow
Grimm 1x02 - Goldilocks makes one hell of a sexy biker chick
Oh my fuck, look at auntie's injury make-up. It's like a slab of raspberry jam. So far everything on this show screams HALF-ARSED to me, I guess... well, I can't rightly say that any of it is legitimately bad, it's just such an overwhelming absence of anything good or interesting or original. Like walking into an art gallery and looking at the paintings and um yeah sure they are nice really good job there artist except THEY ARE ALL BLOODY PAINT BY NUMBERS.
AND WE'VE GOT A NEW CREATURE NAME. According to wikipedia it's Jägerbär, but they pronounce it like Jägerbar which translates to the place where my uncle (who is a hunter) goes to have a drink with his buddies. Seriously, first Blutbaden and now Jägerbar? I feel like they are secretly trying to set-up a holiday resort with a really, REALLY weird overarching theme.
ON THE PLUS SIDE, WOLFY IS BACK! Every one of his appearances gives me an additional five to ten minutes of watch-through-the-boring-parts stamina.
CHEAP CREATURE EFFECTS AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH why are you doing this to me. OKAY BUT yes good, I like... that the bear father apparently had no idea what was going on, because now I just imagine the family dinner, it's like talking about their son doing drugs or hanging out with a girl they don't approve of except now it's SON, WE NEED TO TALK ABOUT YOUR HOMICIDAL RAMPAGE and--
Great, now I want to write a story about a happy family of insane serial killers.Or maybe just fanfiction with Philip. ANYWAY more Wolfy scenes I will stop typing now.
Ffffffffaaaaaaaaahahahaha he ripped the guy's arm off and was all 'Okay, that went a little too far', god he is adorable.
jesus fuck bad costume bad bad computer effects ugly monster sahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
SHE WAS FUCKING SHOT AND FUCKING IMPALED HOW IS SHE STILL FUCKING ALIVE AND FUCKING CONSCIOUS AMD GIVING A FUCKING SPEECH you know what never mind.
IN CONCLUSION oh look an ominous eye watching ominously from the bushes WHY I NEVER.
Grimm 1x03 - BEES! BEES! OH GOD BEEEEEEEEEEEEES!
You know what I do like about the show? The captions at the beginning. I sort of wish the content could match them, but FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF suddenly YMCA WHAT IS EVEN. Okay. Good. This is a good start. You have my attention, show. Well done.
Oh. Oh, ew. Beeface. That doesn't... look so bad, actually? I mean. It's. Eh, but... weirdly suitable, like I am getting a good ~SOMETHING IS NOT RIGHT WITH THIS ALLERGIC REACTION~ vibe off of it and I'm determined to pretend that that is what they were going for.
(Should I get my hopes up and say I want more of the coroner lady in that show?)
Exotic. China. Africa. France. Wh--
OH LOOK UGLY BEEFACE no special effects you should be ashamed of yourself BUT ahaha the interrogation was goodyesgood.
AND SUDDENLY BEES!
Hexenbiest is a good name. Well done, I am proud of you, show.
Mmmhhh, crunchy bees.
And then the usual stuff happened.
BUT THIS
This wasn't even that bad an episode! I definitely enjoyed it more. So. ONWARDS! o9
Grimm 1x04 - Les Grenouilles Du Bourrage De Crâne
OCTOPUSSY!
I mean.
Hm.
SUDDENLY FRENCH GUY! With a scythe. Did you know that in French the phrase la petite mort, meaning "the little death" is an euphemism for having an orgasm? Did you know that I have to try very hard not to pause the show and just write more Athosham?
...MOVING ON.
SO IT'S CORONER LADY AGAIN. That is a plus. Not that she does much. Or says much. But it is still a plus. c:
ffffffffffffhahaha frog mush.
MAGICAL FROG MUSH
(featuring poor computer effects)
ALSO FROG EATING.
...which is obviously foreshadowing the next scene aka. The Return Of The French Death Guy.
mouette those are bad stereotypes you are a bad person shut up
FUCK THAT FOOD LOOKS DELICIOUS
...okay the frog eating less so but you know.
and wolfy oh wolfy. If I could I would draw fancomics in which BoringprotagonistwhosenameIdon'tgiveashitabout calls him up for absolutely everything like HEY HOW DO I TIE MY SHOES? WHAT BRAND OF BUTTER SHOULD I GET? IT LOOKS LIKE IT'S GOING TO RAIN, DO YOU THINK I NEED AN UMBRELLA?
but wow. Wolfie is really remarkably zen about everythingI want to apply him.
shut up brain
Oh.
OH.
OH SO THEY CAN SPEAK NICE FRENCH BUT THEY CAN'T BE ARSED TO NOT BUTCHER A FEW GERMAN WORDS WELL THAT IS JUST
that is not nice of them :<
...IN CONCLUSION mind control fetish porn?
I have very little to say on this episode. I liked it, I suppose it has reached a The Mentalist like quality of being watchable without leaving any particular impressions? Let's see if it gets better or worse later.
Oh my fuck, look at auntie's injury make-up. It's like a slab of raspberry jam. So far everything on this show screams HALF-ARSED to me, I guess... well, I can't rightly say that any of it is legitimately bad, it's just such an overwhelming absence of anything good or interesting or original. Like walking into an art gallery and looking at the paintings and um yeah sure they are nice really good job there artist except THEY ARE ALL BLOODY PAINT BY NUMBERS.
AND WE'VE GOT A NEW CREATURE NAME. According to wikipedia it's Jägerbär, but they pronounce it like Jägerbar which translates to the place where my uncle (who is a hunter) goes to have a drink with his buddies. Seriously, first Blutbaden and now Jägerbar? I feel like they are secretly trying to set-up a holiday resort with a really, REALLY weird overarching theme.
ON THE PLUS SIDE, WOLFY IS BACK! Every one of his appearances gives me an additional five to ten minutes of watch-through-the-boring-parts stamina.
CHEAP CREATURE EFFECTS AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH why are you doing this to me. OKAY BUT yes good, I like... that the bear father apparently had no idea what was going on, because now I just imagine the family dinner, it's like talking about their son doing drugs or hanging out with a girl they don't approve of except now it's SON, WE NEED TO TALK ABOUT YOUR HOMICIDAL RAMPAGE and--
Great, now I want to write a story about a happy family of insane serial killers.
Ffffffffaaaaaaaaahahahaha he ripped the guy's arm off and was all 'Okay, that went a little too far', god he is adorable.
jesus fuck bad costume bad bad computer effects ugly monster sahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
SHE WAS FUCKING SHOT AND FUCKING IMPALED HOW IS SHE STILL FUCKING ALIVE AND FUCKING CONSCIOUS AMD GIVING A FUCKING SPEECH you know what never mind.
IN CONCLUSION oh look an ominous eye watching ominously from the bushes WHY I NEVER.
Grimm 1x03 - BEES! BEES! OH GOD BEEEEEEEEEEEEES!
You know what I do like about the show? The captions at the beginning. I sort of wish the content could match them, but FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF suddenly YMCA WHAT IS EVEN. Okay. Good. This is a good start. You have my attention, show. Well done.
Oh. Oh, ew. Beeface. That doesn't... look so bad, actually? I mean. It's. Eh, but... weirdly suitable, like I am getting a good ~SOMETHING IS NOT RIGHT WITH THIS ALLERGIC REACTION~ vibe off of it and I'm determined to pretend that that is what they were going for.
(Should I get my hopes up and say I want more of the coroner lady in that show?)
Exotic. China. Africa. France. Wh--
OH LOOK UGLY BEEFACE no special effects you should be ashamed of yourself BUT ahaha the interrogation was goodyesgood.
AND SUDDENLY BEES!
Hexenbiest is a good name. Well done, I am proud of you, show.
And then the usual stuff happened.
BUT THIS
This wasn't even that bad an episode! I definitely enjoyed it more. So. ONWARDS! o9
Grimm 1x04 - Les Grenouilles Du Bourrage De Crâne
OCTOPUSSY!
I mean.
Hm.
SUDDENLY FRENCH GUY! With a scythe. Did you know that in French the phrase la petite mort, meaning "the little death" is an euphemism for having an orgasm? Did you know that I have to try very hard not to pause the show and just write more Athosham?
...MOVING ON.
SO IT'S CORONER LADY AGAIN. That is a plus. Not that she does much. Or says much. But it is still a plus. c:
ffffffffffffhahaha frog mush.
MAGICAL FROG MUSH
(featuring poor computer effects)
ALSO FROG EATING.
...which is obviously foreshadowing the next scene aka. The Return Of The French Death Guy.
FUCK THAT FOOD LOOKS DELICIOUS
...okay the frog eating less so but you know.
and wolfy oh wolfy. If I could I would draw fancomics in which BoringprotagonistwhosenameIdon'tgiveashitabout calls him up for absolutely everything like HEY HOW DO I TIE MY SHOES? WHAT BRAND OF BUTTER SHOULD I GET? IT LOOKS LIKE IT'S GOING TO RAIN, DO YOU THINK I NEED AN UMBRELLA?
but wow. Wolfie is really remarkably zen about everything
Oh.
OH.
OH SO THEY CAN SPEAK NICE FRENCH BUT THEY CAN'T BE ARSED TO NOT BUTCHER A FEW GERMAN WORDS WELL THAT IS JUST
that is not nice of them :<
...IN CONCLUSION mind control fetish porn?
I have very little to say on this episode. I liked it, I suppose it has reached a The Mentalist like quality of being watchable without leaving any particular impressions? Let's see if it gets better or worse later.