01. Allegory, allegorier, allegoriest.

[yourfuckingmuse]

I cleverly spent so much time trying to come up with a username I enjoy that I'm now almost too tired to write the entry I created this fucking journal for. At least this is still a good time to put down some guidelines pertaining to the use of this journal:

01. Using the word 'fuck' at least once in every journal entry is mandatory.

That is all. Thank you.