Now to combat my crippling depression with this delicious apple-cinnamon smoothie. Huzzah!

The more I actually use this journal the more I worry that The Abstract Art Titlegenerator is not the best companion to advise me on my subject lines.

I also received a mysterious phone call to my old mobile this morning. Well. It's less mysterious so much as it is a number which looks familiar without me being able to recall whose number it is. I called back, but nobody answered. Stay tuned for the next part of this exciting mystery!

I cleverly spent so much time trying to come up with a username I enjoy that I'm now almost too tired to write the entry I created this fucking journal for. At least this is still a good time to put down some guidelines pertaining to the use of this journal:

01. Using the word 'fuck' at least once in every journal entry is mandatory.

That is all. Thank you.